User:Dialexio

My name's Alex. I'm the administrator here that polishes his ban-hammer (which is actually a hooked cleaver) with your blood.

Hyperboles aside, I might come off as a bit anal on the wiki, but I promise I'm not so bad off-site. (Though I am a bit of a meticulous perfectionist.) I do get rather angry when people don't sign their talk page entries, so... please do that?

Currently, I have a 32 GB black iPod touch 4G, a 16 GB Wi-Fi+3G iPad, a 32 GB black iPhone 4 (CDMA model), and an Apple TV 3G. I also own a silver iPod nano 6G, Late 2008 15" MacBook Pro, and a Mid 2011 11" MacBook Air. Some non-Apple devices I have include a red Wii, a PS3 Slim, and a black Nintendo 3DS.

Means of contact

• Email:
  • I will only look into account creation requests if you email your desired username to Sexy.Masteur.Draxelf+172e8297af74b91971a802e6ad137c891f553099dummyaccount@geassmail.co.cc m. (If you don't give me a username, I will be forced to either make up a username for you (that you may not like, though you can always ask for it to be changed) or reject your request.)
  • For any other inquiries pertaining to The iPhone Wiki, email Master. 9af5625ea34acdd8abeb6fce71a72651d0c815d5Dr+axelf
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    theiphonewikiantispam@googlemail.com.com.
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    .co.uk m (All account creation requests sent to this email address will be ignored.)
• Google+: ...People use that? :P
• Twitter:
  • My public Twitter account
  • My *private* Twitter account (If I don't know much about you, don't send a follow request.)
• Windows Live: Dialexioa464492bf6ad25d65b378c85d8b181f973ede38a@live.co.cc .uk .jp m.ma (This inbox is ignored, so don't bother reaching it.)