User:Dialexio

My name's Alex. I'm the sysop here that polishes his ban-hammer (which is actually a hooked cleaver) with your blood, and also rapes everyones' edits and articles on the wiki. I do my best to help maintain the wiki (including cleaning up article content and fixing markup issues), and as a result I probably come off as really uptight and serious. I promise I'm not that anal off-site; I'm mad with a hint of madness. :P

I get rather angry when folks don't sign their talk page entries, so... would you mind doing that? Please?

Currently, I have a 32 GB iPod touch 4G and a 16 GB Wi-Fi+3G iPad. I also have access to a 32 GB iPod touch 2G. Some non-Apple devices I own include a red Wii, a PS3 Slim, and a black Nintendo 3DS.

Means of contact

• E-mail: Master.Dr+axelf
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  theiphonewikiantispam@googlemail.com.com.com.co.ukm
• Windows Live: Dialexio.картошка@live.com.ma (I do not check this Hotmail inbox, so don't bother e-mailing it.)
• Twitter:
  • My public Twitter account
  • My *private* Twitter account (If I don't know much about you, don't send a follow request.)