User:Dialexio

My name's Alex. I'm the sysop here that rapes your edits, and articles on the wiki. So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife... I do my best to maintain the wiki (including cleaning up article content and fixing markup issues), and as a result I probably come off as really uptight and serious. I promise I'm not that anal off-site. :P

I get rather mad when folks don't sign their talk page entries, so... would you mind doing that? Please?

At the moment, I have a 32 GB iPod touch 4G and a 16 GB Wi-Fi+3G iPad. I also have access to my mom's 32 GB iPod touch 2G.

Means of contact

• Email: Use the "E-mail this user" link on the left side.
• Windows Live: Dialexio at live dot com (don't e-mail me here; I don't check this inbox)
• Twitter:
  • My public Twitter account (retired to just messages/replies, retweeting, and the occasional tweet)
  • My *private* Twitter account (Serious Twitter business resides here. I'll accept follow requests if we sorta know each other.)